What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:15

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
Moonraker
Do older women know what they want?
Dr No
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What are some cute stories with your crush?
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…